The Best Part about Kool-Aid

I’ve found that Lime Flavored Kool-Aid hides the flavor of rat poison better than all the other flavors.

And just as I’m typing out snarky remarks involving kool-aid drinking christians, my cat knocks water onto my keyboard. Nice.

Anyway, a little bit about how this all came about. . .

Nowhere in the Bible does it say anything about the dreaded “F-Word”. Yep. Nowhere does God set a bush on fire and command, “Thou shalt not drop F-Bombs.”

Allow me to say FUCK. There. It’s out.

But you see, there’s a giant “but” in all this. Christ was pretty clear about running around being a total ass. From everything I’ve gathered in his teachings, it all boils down to treating people with respect and genuinely caring about the people around you, regardless of what you may/may not think of them.

Of course, the biggest issue with qouting chapter and verse on this subject is the fact that the subject is completely missing. Nowhere in the bible will you find “fuck”. Not even in an academic sense.

So, I’ve indulged in some liberal use of vulgarity, but what is the point? The point is this. . . society does not have the right to judge what a sin is. Deep down inside, we all know the difference between right and wrong. This is something that God gave you. Keep off the Kool-Aid and think for yourself.

The ironic part, we will all be outragously polite while we stab our fellow man in the back.